Brett Favre told us by not telling us, if you know what we mean. And people in these parts know exactly what we mean.
What a fun time! Cut and paste this link into a new browser to get the perfect musical accompaniment for today's discussion.
Loosen up, Doc. The Sanctuary absolutely guarantees Favre's return to the playing field. Our margin for error is 0.00 percent. It's going to happen. What we can't predict is exactly when our once-favorite football player will self-destruct. But that will happen as well, we promise.
Packer fans know Brett better than Brett himself, and way better than Vikings followers who are still learning the ropes. Some numbers: In a Minneapolis Star-Tribune poll 68.6 percent of more than 21,000 respondents said they don't believe Favre is done, while here in Milwaukee at jsonline.com an overwhelming 82 percent among 13,500 respondents say he'll be back for another season.
You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it
Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it