Saturday, October 2, 2010

They quack us up

Two of the funniest men who ever lived share birthdays on this day: Groucho Marx (1890-1977) and Bud Abbott (1896-1974).  In their honor we share a yuk from the archives of Esquire magazine's A Funny Joke From a Beautiful Woman.*

This duck joke -- have we ever told you we LOVE duck jokes? -- comes from actress Odette Yustman, whose screen credits include Transformers, Walk Hard and The Unborn.  (She delivered her first movie line at age 4 in Kindergarten Cop):

A guy walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head. The doctor asks, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, get this guy off my ass."

* Like the magazine, we cannot guarantee this joke will be funny to everyone.  But almost all of these crack us up.  Go here to read more jokes and learn about the women who tell them.

1 comment:

  1. It's early and I've never given any thought about whether I'm a fan of duck jokes. But this is a good one and will jump start my day. I'll use it all day long and not give credit to that a copyright violation?